Series Two Words

Two Words Series

This web site is all about writing and writing well.  To accomplish this, we need a command of the English language and the ability to distinguish between real and fake words.

Fake words, whether colloquialisms or slang, have a way of creeping into our vernacular.  Some become recognized in time as real words and others fade from use.  Social media and the Internet have a way of spreading fake words at lightning speed, so we need to be vigilant to protect the language.

Each week we present a short article with one real and one questionable word.  These are always family friendly and can be shared with the younger crowd to help them build word power over time.

Two Words: Sesquipedalian & Serenitas

Two Words: Sesquipedalian & Serenitas

These two words do not naturally sit together.  One likes to stretch out and show off.  The other barely moves.  They are not opposites, just far apart in personality.  Still, they meet in a strange middle ground, the moment when complicated thought finally stops trying so hard and settles into

Brontide & Cockalorum

Two Words: Brontide & Cockalorum

I confess that these two words are new to me and not on the tip of my tongue.  It is like knowing two things but not knowing there was a single word to describe each.  Brontide and cockalorum are good words to know, especially when you want to get a

Automagically & Pandelerium

Two Words: Automagically & Pandelerium

Some imaginary words exist purely to make life more entertaining.  Automagically and pandelerium are two of those pretend words.  They give us a playful way to describe the strange little moods that drift through an ordinary day.  We have used pandelerium once before, explaining the difference between it and pandemonium,

Two Words: Nudiustertian & Preferment

Two Words: Nudiustertian & Preferment

These two words, nudiustertian and preferment, are uncommon, but not completely obscure.  Of the two, nudiustertian is closer to obscurity.  But it is a handy word to know, and dropping it in conversation is always good for a few puzzled looks Nudiustertian Nudiustertian (noo-dee-uhs-TUR-shun), is an adjective that places an

Two Words Hangdog and twiced

Two Words: Hangdog & Twiced

At first, hangdog does not sound like it could be anything but a slang term.  But if someone said you had a hangdog appearance, or

Graffiti Girl

Two Words: Axiomatic & Thusly

We would put the word “axiomatic” in that never-never-land of embarrassment where you have heard the word, know it is real, and probably do not

Two Words: Synesthesia & Gazintas

Synesthesia is not a word that will be on everyone’s short list of words to know, but it is helpful to understand.  Synesthesia is a

Kerfuffle and Non-defunct

Two Words: Kerfuffle & Non-Defunct

Kerfuffle probably originates in Scotland and started out simply as “Fuffle” meaning “to muss” or to throw something into confusion.  It is often associated with

Fewer and Less

Two Words: Fewer & Less

It is obvious that both fewer and lesser are real words.  It is the improper use of the two that we want to discuss.  For

Nickname Conversate

Two Words: Nickname & Conversate

A nickname is defined as a humorous or familiar name given to a person either by others or one a person gives themselves.  Often the

Insecure and Unsecure

Two Words: Insecure & Unsecure

We never seem to run out of examples of seemingly well-educated people on television butchering the English language.  Our latest revelation came on a morning

Gerrymandering and Unthaw

Two Words: Unthaw & Gerrymandering

If you ever hear someone use the word or term “unthaw” you know they are either speaking in haste or out of ignorance.  At best

Kidult and Transmogrified

Two Words: Kidult & Transmogrified

In our last post we explained what a portmanteau (port-man-toe) is, a mashed-up pair of words to make a new, sometimes fake word or colloquialism. 

Portmanteau and Snuck

Two Words: Portmanteau & Snuck

Likely you know what a portmanteau (port-man-toe) is, you just do not have any idea that you should call it a portmanteau.  It is French

bumfuzzled and expresso

Two Words: Bumfuzzled & Expresso

From time-to-time I have used the word bumfuzzled with our grandchildren in a humorous way assuming it was a colloquialism and not a real word. 

Tradwife and Nonplussed

Two Words: Tradwife & Nonplussed

We seem to live in a world now where novel words appear from thin air.  Some of these words stay around and eventually make the

Barndominium and Skullery

Two Words: Barndominium & Scullery

We had the opportunity to tour a new, and almost unique, structure right down the road from our home.  The building represents a new trend

Doohickey and Contiguous

Two Words: Doohickey & Contiguous

Having lived in the South all our lives we have to confess that we do not know the ubiquity of the non-word doohickey.  This is

Irregardless and Practicable

Two Words: Irregardless & Practicable

Growing up an adverb (a verb modifier) often used, actually misused, was “irregardless.”  When used, it was often placed in a sentence to emphasize that