Series Two Words

Two Words Series

This web site is all about writing and writing well.  To accomplish this, we need a command of the English language and the ability to distinguish between real and fake words.

Fake words, whether colloquialisms or slang, have a way of creeping into our vernacular.  Some become recognized in time as real words and others fade from use.  Social media and the Internet have a way of spreading fake words at lightning speed, so we need to be vigilant to protect the language.

Each week we present a short article with one real and one questionable word.  These are always family friendly and can be shared with the younger crowd to help them build word power over time.

Two Words: Sesquipedalian & Serenitas

Two Words: Sesquipedalian & Serenitas

These two words do not naturally sit together.  One likes to stretch out and show off.  The other barely moves.  They are not opposites, just far apart in personality.  Still, they meet in a strange middle ground, the moment when complicated thought finally stops trying so hard and settles into

Brontide & Cockalorum

Two Words: Brontide & Cockalorum

I confess that these two words are new to me and not on the tip of my tongue.  It is like knowing two things but not knowing there was a single word to describe each.  Brontide and cockalorum are good words to know, especially when you want to get a

Automagically & Pandelerium

Two Words: Automagically & Pandelerium

Some imaginary words exist purely to make life more entertaining.  Automagically and pandelerium are two of those pretend words.  They give us a playful way to describe the strange little moods that drift through an ordinary day.  We have used pandelerium once before, explaining the difference between it and pandemonium,

Two Words: Nudiustertian & Preferment

Two Words: Nudiustertian & Preferment

These two words, nudiustertian and preferment, are uncommon, but not completely obscure.  Of the two, nudiustertian is closer to obscurity.  But it is a handy word to know, and dropping it in conversation is always good for a few puzzled looks Nudiustertian Nudiustertian (noo-dee-uhs-TUR-shun), is an adjective that places an

Petrichor and Quisling

Two Words: Petrichor & Quisling

Petrichor is a strange and rarely used word for the pleasant smell or odor that follows rain.  Apparently, it is especially appropriate after rain in

Penumbra and Bestie

Two Words: Penumbra & Bestie

Penumbra is an excellent noun because it has many connotations and uses.  As in the picture above, penumbra refers to an area in shadow or

Fortnight Cheugy

Two Words: Fortnight & Cheugy

Today, the noun fortnight describes a period of two weeks or fourteen days.  It is an ancient English term that dates to the twelfth century. 

Catastrophizer and Halfpace

Two Words: Catastrophizer & Halfpace

The word catastrophizer is derived from the word catastrophe, which describes a person.  But what is a catastrophizer? A catastrophizer is a person who sees

Flotsam/Jetsam and IYKYK

Two Words: Flotsam/Jetsam & IYKYK

When I was growing up, my mother occasionally used the terms “Flotsam and Jetsam” as if we children would understand.  I usually just shrugged it

Dangling Participle

Two Words: Dangling & Participle

The words “dangling” and “participle” can hang together or apart.  These two words combine into one of the most confusing pieces of English grammar, the

Outfoot & Pedagogical

Two Words: Outfoot & Pedagogical

Outfoot is a verb, a real word, and its usage goes all the way back to 1737, according to Webster’s Dictionary.  To “outfoot” someone means

Bass-O-Matic

Two Words: Bass-O-Matic & Voluntold

In the 1970s, most of my peers were fans and frequent watchers of Saturday Night Live.  It was a golden era for the show, with

Metaphor Slapdash

Two Words: Metaphor & Slapdash

A metaphor is a word or phrase used as a substitution for another.  This can denote a belief by the writer that the words, phrases,

Anagram Antigram Amarite

Two Words: Antigram & Amirite

The word antigram is a portmanteau of the words ANTONYM (opposite meaning) and ANAGRAM (a word created with the letters of another).  Antigrams and anagrams are an intellectual way to exercise your

Homeostasis Obloquy

Two Words: Homeostasis & Obloquy

We often think about homeostasis when considering a harmonious balance in our bodies.  Our bodies regulate blood sugars, blood volume, water, injuries, and many other

Flower Child Zeitgeist & Sycophant

Two Words: Zeitgeist & Sycophant

The word Zeitgeist is derived from the German words Zeit meaning “time” and Geist meaning “spirit.”  Zeitgeist is often capitalized and is used to refer

Two Words: Lackadaisical & Frenemies

Two Words: Lackadaisical & Frenemies

Lackadaisical is a real word and refers to people who lack enthusiasm or zeal.  When a teacher or a boss refers to someone who is

Old Grumpy Woman and words pejorative and sagacity

Two Words: Pejorative & Sagacity

The word pejorative (pe-jor-a-tiv) is used conversationally every day, and many of us know the meaning, and many of us nod as if we know

Two Words: Pluviophile & WingDings

Two Words: Pluviophile & Wingdings

A pluviophile (ploo-vee-uh-file) is a person who loves rain.  They can be fascinated by the sights, sounds, and feel of rainy days.  The word is

Two Words - Invidious and Hidebound

Two Words: Invidious & Hidebound

Many believe the word “invidious” is a close cousin of envy, and it is in some contexts.  But invidious in modern use has come closer

Opprobrium & Floofy

Two Words: Opprobrium & Floofy

Opprobrium is not a word in everyday use because so many are unfamiliar with it or its usage.  But opprobrium is a word that should

Sequestration Capitol

Two Words: Sequestration & Bupkis

Sequestration is a word that has come into everyday use because it describes everything from Congressional actions to many other actions like climate change.  I

Meritocracy and Toofers

Two Words: Meritocracy & Toofers

Meritocracy is a real word that hopefully will always apply in free nations and societies because it is the fairest way to reward hard work. 

Cromulent and Firstly

Two Words: Cromulent & Firstly

Cromulent is, well, a perfectly cromulent word.  Cromulent means acceptable, fine, or typical in use.  However, this one has probably escaped you unless you are

Two Words: Crapulous & Burglarize

Two Words: Crapulous & Burglarize

Crapulous (cra-pu-lus) is a real word and means someone who is showing the effect of drinking too much alcohol.  Unfortunately, social media is full of

Facetious

Two Words: Facetious & Literally

Facetious is a word you hear often in everyday use, but I doubt that many know the exact meaning.  When used to its full extent

malaprop

Two Words: Malaprop & Phonesia

In our list of two words each week we often have words that are malaprops.  A malaprop is the mistaken use of a word in

Boy sleeping clinomania and anyways

Two Words: Clinomania & Anyways

If you have a teenager in the house, then you probably know someone who mimics those suffering with clinomania.  Teens often require excessive amounts of

Two Words: Grimoire and Hagiography

Two Words: Grimoire & Hagiography

Usually, we try to find one real and one fake word to discuss, but this week we have two real words that just go together

Waiter with congratulations card and cupcake

Two Words: Obsequious & Fauxmotion

A person who is obsequious is one who is obedient or attentive to an extreme.  When we have someone who gives us excellent, attentive service

acnestis Horse Rolling in the Grass

Two Words: Acnestis & Textpectation

If you have ever had that little place between your shoulder blades begin to itch and just cannot contort into the right position to scratch

Two Words Luthier and Learnt

Two Words: Luthier and Learnt

I am not a musician, nor is anyone in my family a musician.  When someone passed along the word “Luthier,” I drew a blank.  It

Two Words Pseudonymous & Impactful

Two Words: Pseudonymous & Impactful

Pseudonymous is a great word and just the longer version of pseudonym.  The Internet has given rise to pseudonyms in the form of avatars and

Vexillophile Alright

Two Words: Vexillophile & Alright

A person who is a vexillophile is a hobbyist who studies flags, or vexillology.  This is a new designation and only dates to 1959 when

Jentacular Ad-nauseum

Two Words: Jentacular & Atnauseum

Jentacular is rarely used today as it just fell out of favor over the years.  The meaning of jentacular is breakfast and it is easy

Brand and Defenestration

Two Words: Defenestration & Brang

To use the word “defenestration” you probably need to be a student of history or just a lexicographer.  Defenestration is defined as the act of

Lewis and Clark Stamp

Two Words: Mononymous & Orientate

If you were asked to explain what Cher, Prince, Bono, Adele, Washington, Voltaire, Plato, Jefferson, Franklin, Socrates, Confucius, Avicii, Homer, Sacagawea, and Sting all have

Darkle and Maddish

Two Words: Darkle & Maddish

Darkle is one of those good words that once you know what it means it just sticks with you.  Darkle is the opposite of sparkle. 

River Confluence and Funner

Two Words: Confluence & Funner

The first time we heard the word “confluence” was years ago and it was used to describe the merging of the Blue Nile and White

Two Words: Howbeit and Etcetera

Two Words: Howbeit & Excetera

Etc. is used in writing so often that the meaning and spelling are often confused.  The correct full spelling of etc. is Et cetera not

Scurrilous Anyways

Two Words: Scurrilous & Anyways

Scurrilous is a great word and just has the feel of something bad, which is true.  The word is usually used to define someone spreading

Attenuate and Turnt X-Ray Feet

Two Words: Attenuate & Turnt

When anything is described as attenuated it means that it has been reduced in effectiveness, force, or value.  A good example would be the safety

Deliquesce and Discertain

Two Words: Deliquesce & Discertain

Any fan of Dean Koontz, might look at this picture and say something like: “As she stood there thinking about her existence, she became more

Gazillionaire and Nevermind

Two Words: Gazillionaire & Nevermind

Before we wrote this article, we would have sworn that the word “gazillionaire” was nothing more than slang and not in the dictionary with anything

Pandemonium and Pandelerium

Two Words: Pandemonium & Pandelerium

Pandemonium is a real word and used to describe a state of confusion, disorder, often paired with loud noise.  A good synonym is the word

Hoi Polloi and Prolly

Two Words: Hoi Polloi & Prolly

Okay, Hoi Polloi is actually two words, but they go together so tightly that you need both to make sense of the phrase.  This is

Malarkey & Hisself

Two Words: Malarkey & Hisself

“Don’t give me any of that malarkey!” would be a proper use of the word malarkey, and how we often hear it in conversation.  Malarkey